Good morning, and Welcome to pizzaisnolongermyfriend, where you can expect a no-holds barred perspective on all the hot topics of the day - like politics, world peace, wine, coffee, kids, family, work and Dwayne Johnson!!
As the date of my inaugural post happens to be a national holiday, I'll keep it short and sweet (just like me!) so you all can get back to your BBQs and lighting shizz on fire......
Happy Independence Day!
May (insert your personal diety here) Bless the United States of America!
May he/she/it Guide you and Strengthen you.
May he/she/it give you Wisdom, Compassion and Patience, free Starbucks on Monday mornings, free vodka on Friday nights and mandatory nap times at work!!
Rock on, Croutons!